Episode Stats
Every score, word and slap, all in one place.
2026 average
The average score of every new-release review this year.
Unlocks at 1 new-release review this year
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The running average
How the 2026 average moved, one new-release review at a time.
Unlocks at 3 new-release reviews this year
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Score spread
Every score handed out, from 1 to 10.
Unlocks at 5 reviews
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The words
How often each of the seven words got the call.
Unlocks at 5 reviews
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Tens and ones
The perfect 10s, and the 1s nobody should sit through.
Unlocks at 1 score of 10 or 1
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Kindest and harshest months
Average score by month, new releases only. A month needs at least two reviews to qualify.
Unlocks at 2 qualifying months
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Hot Take Meter
My score against the Letterboxd crowd (their star average, doubled to a 10-point scale).
Unlocks at 3 reviews
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Score by bucket
Average score by genre, director, studio and franchise. Each needs at least two reviewed films.
Unlocks at 1 bucket
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Slap counter
On-screen slaps, counted for published episodes only. The fun kind only.
Unlocks at 1 slap
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Called it
Films I hyped or doubted on air before reviewing them, and how it turned out.
Unlocks at 1 call that got reviewed
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By the numbers
- 2Episodes
- 1.2Hours recorded
- 50 minLongest episodeYou Can See Everything
- 23 minShortest episodeMovie News: James Gunn Is Out at DC Studios
Most mentioned
Who and what comes up the most, across every episode.
Unlocks at 3 transcribed episodes
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Movie DNA
What gets covered: decades, ratings, and whether longer movies score better.
Unlocks at 5 reviews
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Money versus taste
Domestic box office against my score, new releases only. Does the crowd pay for what I like?
Unlocks at 3 new releases with box office
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League taste test
The Fantasy Box Office League: who drafts the best movies, and who drafts the biggest.
Unlocks at 1 logged league season
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All-time average
The average score of every new-release review, ever.
Unlocks at 1 new-release review
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The running average
How the all-time average moved, one new-release review at a time.
Unlocks at 3 new-release reviews
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Score spread
Every score handed out, from 1 to 10.
Unlocks at 5 reviews
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The words
How often each of the seven words got the call.
Unlocks at 5 reviews
0 of 5
Tens and ones
The perfect 10s, and the 1s nobody should sit through.
Unlocks at 1 score of 10 or 1
0 of 1
Kindest and harshest months
Average score by month, new releases only. A month needs at least two reviews to qualify.
Unlocks at 2 qualifying months
0 of 2
Hot Take Meter
My score against the Letterboxd crowd (their star average, doubled to a 10-point scale).
Unlocks at 3 reviews
0 of 3
Score by bucket
Average score by genre, director, studio and franchise. Each needs at least two reviewed films.
Unlocks at 1 bucket
0 of 1
Slap counter
On-screen slaps, counted for published episodes only. The fun kind only.
Unlocks at 1 slap
0 of 1
Called it
Films I hyped or doubted on air before reviewing them, and how it turned out.
Unlocks at 1 call that got reviewed
0 of 1
By the numbers
- 2Episodes
- 1.2Hours recorded
- 50 minLongest episodeYou Can See Everything
- 23 minShortest episodeMovie News: James Gunn Is Out at DC Studios
Most mentioned
Who and what comes up the most, across every episode.
Unlocks at 3 transcribed episodes
0 of 3
Movie DNA
What gets covered: decades, ratings, and whether longer movies score better.
Unlocks at 5 reviews
0 of 5
Money versus taste
Domestic box office against my score, new releases only. Does the crowd pay for what I like?
Unlocks at 3 new releases with box office
0 of 3
League taste test
The Fantasy Box Office League: who drafts the best movies, and who drafts the biggest.
Unlocks at 1 logged league season
0 of 1